Ode to R'n'B
January 9th 2008 23:49
I love you R'n'B
You are not just 'sex music'
You are not just angry sleazy rappers[ Click here to read more ]
You are not just 'sex music'
You are not just angry sleazy rappers
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Ode to Potted Plants
November 22nd 2007 08:22
Look Vicky, all Im saying is that if I was a plant, I would be saying something like this right now:
Im so hungry (by the way this is in a really high voice, Vick, because the plant is tiny), I just want some yummy soil, I dont want to die alone in my little pot, I want to be wild and free, with nutria-soil and other like-minded liquid plant foods. I know Im not toilet trained, and I never will be, but Im asking you to provide me with some yummy soil with some worms in it so I can grow and be sooo beautiful.
Ok, so that last bit is a little too random, but seriously, do you know what I mean dude? Thats why you just cant leave your African violets in their little tub forever, because its just going to be so sad for them, because its just not kosher[ Click here to read more ]
Im so hungry (by the way this is in a really high voice, Vick, because the plant is tiny), I just want some yummy soil, I dont want to die alone in my little pot, I want to be wild and free, with nutria-soil and other like-minded liquid plant foods. I know Im not toilet trained, and I never will be, but Im asking you to provide me with some yummy soil with some worms in it so I can grow and be sooo beautiful.
Ok, so that last bit is a little too random, but seriously, do you know what I mean dude? Thats why you just cant leave your African violets in their little tub forever, because its just going to be so sad for them, because its just not kosher
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